Recent conversation in my household:
ME: “Babe, if I were to ever be unconscious in the hospital, or you know…..DIE, I have this Word doc that I created that explains how to take care of my clients.”
HUSBAND: “Are you serious??? If you die, I don’t give a s**t about your clients. They’d be the last thing I’d be thinking of”
So, sorry clients. My husband just doesn’t care about you. He does have a point though….so I sent the below document to my sister and my assistant. Of course, they’ll never have to use it though, because Murphy’s Law says something like: “if you have a Plan B, you’re not going to have to use it…and always make sure you’re wearing clean underwear“…or something like that.
So if you’re in the mood to see inside my morbid mind, feast your eyes on my Plan B (that will never be used, of course)